Welcome to the Lounge!

How's your summer? Dead yet? Of course not...for one simple reason. Scoots undying dedication to keeping you safe.

This week: Sun safety! Sun burned beyond recognition? Let Scoot tell you how wrong you are in believing you have the worst burn ever.

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Scoot's back with some helpful boating tips!

So clear the poop deck, because our band of seamen are coming at'cha right now!

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Scoot loves GGL fans, and this summer he's making sure each and every 2 of you play it safe.

This episode: water safety!

Play it safe by the pool or at the beach with Scoot watching your back...and applying lotion...deeply.

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So the guys, drenched in booze, slur their way through another painful episode. Listener mail from that one listener they have....The boys don't take criticism well. Scoot gets dumped live on the show. That's pretty cool. Got something to say? Shoot an email to mike@greenguylounge.com

And He spoken from his mouth, His breath blew into thine nostrils and the Lounge gasped for air....and Tony farted. And he said 'It is good'. Well, the F'ers at the Lounge couldn't stay away for long. Apparently the credit crisis that brought The Lounge to it's end wasn't too bad. Someone found an extra thirty cents under a dog turd and the show was saved. Lucky us.

Still got a job? If not you've got plenty of time to check out this new show. Scoots back with all that's fit to print...mainly in restrooms. Have you heard of the new Fyre Box? Can you WATCH that much porn? Oh....and some news.

Arrrrrrrrg....aw fuck, that's a pirate. Eh, Irish, Pirate...what's the difference anyway? The economy has taken a hard hit on The Lounge. The house brand is now Bud Ice....BUD ICE, are you kidding me? Start leaping out the windows folks. It's St. Patrick's Day in The Lounge. But you can't tell through the slurred ramblings of these jackasses. Enjoy! Think you've got some smarmy jacktard comment that needs to be said? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Your wait has paid off...its the show nearly no one is talking about...celebrate this Hallmark Holiday with Scoot on Love.

Love advice from a love master. But first, some pancake action...

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This is not something I wanted to write, but alas, we all do things we don't want to...  You don't want to listen to this show, we don't want you to listen to it anyway.

Let's just pretend that finger bang didn't interest you enough...what about wrist balls? 

Whatever your disgust: it's worth the free 51 minutes of pleasure & delight. 

Enjoy & suck on it.

Coming soon: Scoot On Love Making - send in questions about your sex technique etiquette for Scoot to mike@greenguylounge.com.

bla bla bla....bitch bitch bitch....bla bla

everyones back...bla bla....2009...bla bla bla...show killer

whatever...you don't read this anyway.

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