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Episode 325 - Cockcicle Gravy

Sat, 7 Nov 2009 01:53:00 GMT

The boys skip a few weeks and saved up absolutely nothing to talk about.

But that lack of preparation pays off with Date Scoot! That's right ladies, you can have a chance to date Scoot...at least one date...you probably can't handle much more.

But if you're in Central Florida, don't mind being recorded shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 324 - We Lost The Olympics, But Not Tony's Pride

Tue, 6 Oct 2009 02:59:00 GMT

Big show...Will and Mike throw their own pity party over who sleeps the least.

Scoot's back with his thing and tosses it out for all of us to enjoy.

Tony shares his favorite beverage with the boys...a beverage meant for girls.

Check out the PSA the boys review during the show

HERE!.

Definitely NSFW!

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 323 - Jehri

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:44:00 GMT
The boys are back in town and the world is a little worse of because of it.

Will made a baby, Mike got hitched, Tony did little...Scoot did less.

Make sure to check out Scoot's Thing...it's huge.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Scoot's Summer Snippets: Camping Safety

Mon, 3 Aug 2009 12:30:00 GMT
As summer winds down, you may be trying to squeeze in one last vacation - or maybe you've saved up for this one big trip, but the economy's got you down.

Well no fear! Camping is an economical alternative to luxury living at a beach resort, sipping Mai Tais and jet skiiing.

So if you're looking for a vacation on the cheap, Scoot's got some tips to keep you safe!

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Scoot's Summer Snippets: Sun Safety

Tue, 7 Jul 2009 12:30:00 GMT
How's your summer? Dead yet? Of course not...for one simple reason. Scoots undying dedication to keeping you safe.

This week: Sun safety! Sun burned beyond recognition? Let Scoot tell you how wrong you are in believing you have the worst burn ever.

Got something to say? Shoot us and email mike@ greenguylounge.com

Scoot's Summer Snippets: Boating Safety

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:30:00 GMT
Scoot's back with some helpful boating tips!

So clear the poop deck, because our band of seamen are coming at'cha right now!

Got something to say? Shoot us an email mike@greenguylounge.com

Scoot's Summer Snippets: Water Safety

Tue, 26 May 2009 21:09:00 GMT
Scoot loves GGL fans, and this summer he's making sure each and every 2 of you play it safe.

This episode: water safety!

Play it safe by the pool or at the beach with Scoot watching your back...and applying lotion...deeply.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 222 - The One Where Jewy-Lin Gets Gone

Sat, 2 May 2009 16:14:00 GMT
So the guys, drenched in booze, slur their way through another painful episode. Listener mail from that one listener they have....The boys don't take criticism well. Scoot gets dumped live on the show. That's pretty cool. Got something to say? Shoot an email to mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 221 - Rez Erection

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:00:00 GMT
And He spoken from his mouth, His breath blew into thine nostrils and the Lounge gasped for air....and Tony farted. And he said 'It is good'. Well, the F'ers at the Lounge couldn't stay away for long. Apparently the credit crisis that brought The Lounge to it's end wasn't too bad. Someone found an extra thirty cents under a dog turd and the show was saved. Lucky us.

Episode 220 - The Pink (Slip)

Wed, 1 Apr 2009 01:55:00 GMT
Still got a job? If not you've got plenty of time to check out this new show. Scoots back with all that's fit to print...mainly in restrooms. Have you heard of the new Fyre Box? Can you WATCH that much porn? Oh....and some news.

Episode 219 - Bejanxed Sh*te

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:52:00 GMT
Arrrrrrrrg....aw fuck, that's a pirate. Eh, Irish, Pirate...what's the difference anyway? The economy has taken a hard hit on The Lounge. The house brand is now Bud Ice....BUD ICE, are you kidding me? Start leaping out the windows folks. It's St. Patrick's Day in The Lounge. But you can't tell through the slurred ramblings of these jackasses. Enjoy! Think you've got some smarmy jacktard comment that needs to be said? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 218 - Pancake Spunk (A Valentine Spectacular)

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:43:00 GMT
Your wait has paid off...its the show nearly no one is talking about...celebrate this Hallmark Holiday with Scoot on Love.

Love advice from a love master. But first, some pancake action...

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 217 - Let's All Finger Bang

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:03:00 GMT
This is not something I wanted to write, but alas, we all do things we don't want to... You don't want to listen to this show, we don't want you to listen to it anyway.

Let's just pretend that finger bang didn't interest you enough...what about wrist balls?

Whatever your disgust: it's worth the free 51 minutes of pleasure & delight.

Enjoy & suck on it.

Coming soon: Scoot On Love Making - send in questions about your sex technique etiquette for Scoot to mike@greenguylounge.com.

Episode 216 - Poolongo

Tue, 6 Jan 2009 01:24:00 GMT
bla bla bla....bitch bitch bitch....bla bla

everyones back...bla bla....2009...bla bla bla...show killer

whatever...you don't read this anyway.

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Episode 215 - Another Weak Ass Christmas Spectacular

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:46:00 GMT
Well another year has come and gone. And, if you're anything like the Lounge, you're a little more broke, a little less secure...and heading to an alcoholic binge unlike the world has every seen.

We've got the whole crew back to slur their way through another show. Joining us this week is Matt. He's in a band called Weener. They cover Weezer songs. If you like Weezer, check him out here. If you don't, check'em out anyway....come on, it's freaking Christmas.

So sit back, relax and enjoy the holiday nightmare that is Green Guy Lounge.

Episode 214 - The Second Annual Thanksgiving Day Potato Salad Toss

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:12:00 GMT

Well, if they couldn't be any more lazy, the Lounge has again pulled off another 3 month break between shows. These assholes. Seriously, if you're still listening to this show, you have issues.

Anyhoo...Scoot On Cinema returns with some nearly-up-to-the-minute entertainment news wrapped in a tiny monotone bow.

Then the fella's chit chat like a woman's knitting club about Halloween, the President Elect, Halloween and rutabaga.

Coming soon: Scoot On Dating. Send your questions or worries about your relationship (or lack there of which would be obvious based on your listening to this show so religiously) to mike@greenguylounge.com.

And check out the Palin Pardon here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8/

Episode 213 - The Super-Olympics Cross-Country Skippin' Town Spectacular!

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:03:00 GMT
For the LOVE of GOD? Three months? The Lounge takes 3 MONTHS off and expects to keep SOME sort of audience? What a load of crap...

Fortunately, I'm not paid per reader to write this sh*t, so I probably have nothing to complain about I guess...

Anyhoo, The Lounge is back and 'One of These Things is Not Like The Others'...because one of those things is a QUITTER! That's right. One of The Lounge's own is skipping town.

New segment: Scoot On Cinema - Learn all that is new and hot (according to Entertainment Weekly) with The Lounge's own entertainment reporter and honorary beer fetcher.

Oh...and the Olympics are happening. Whooptie F'ing do...

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 112 - Where's That Finger?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:16:00 GMT
It's spring and what better time to have yourself checked out at the Doctor? A little personal spring cleaning if you will... However, Mike ended up with a VERY in depth check-up.

Kathy's back from her big trip to gamble with Injuns and Tony...well...Tony is just back.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 111 - Drunk...Again

Sun, 6 Apr 2008 21:00:00 GMT
It's an all NEW Lounge!

Kathy's up gambling with the Injun's, so it leaves Will, Tony and Mike with little to talk about since none of us have the Cosmo magazine to research topics.

So we invited the Lounge's good friend Donna stops by to let us hear what the life of a REAL drinker is all about. Alien hands, Cheeto dust and pants full of champagne bottles are just a few tools of the trade for Ms. D to get her party on.

What the hell does that mean? Tune in to find out....

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 110 - St. Patricks Day McLounge Spectacular

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:55:00 GMT
It's the holiday the Lounge was made for...'cept for the lacking in any Irish show members.

We've got a packed agenda from the NY governor letting a little lass toot on his tin whistle to the big upcoming summer movies (Jones? is that Irish?).

So throw on that ol' "Michael Flatley is God" tee shirt, grab yourself a green beer and meet us in the Lounge.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 109 - A Banana Clip in My Pants

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:40:00 GMT
Welcome to the Lounge!

It's that time of year again...Oscar season!

And....really....who cares? ...so while Hollywood spends it's day sucking each other of, Will, Kathy and Mike are back with an all new episode for your listening enjoyment.

So, break out your leg warmers, your Hello Kitty themed AK-47 and a stale tube of Pringles...it's Loungen time!

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 108 - Athletic Trainer Camp ROCKS!

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:52:00 GMT
Welcome back to another exciting edition of Superfriends!

The whole gang is back and hopped up on Cool Ranch Doritos.

Kathy's got a new sex position and Will went on a holiday whale hunt with Tony.

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice: Mike still bitching that he ate himself into the hospital.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email: mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 107 - The Weak Ass Christmas Spectacular...(dot com)!

Tue, 4 Dec 2007 02:57:00 GMT
It's the holidays. What's on your list? How about fatty livers, pancreatitis and an empty glass of wine?

Stick around for "The Lounge-After Hours" a medley of tasty outtakes just for you wrapped in lovely holiday bows and paper....and...crap....

Thank you everyone for listening! We truly hope you have a great holiday full of booze, blackouts and lots of gift receipts to return that crap you never wanted in the first place. We'll see you in 2008!

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 106 - The Annual Turkey Day Potato Salad Toss

mike@greenguylounge.com — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:32:00 GMT
It's that magical time of year for overeating and family disfunction!
You want extra salsa with that turkey and cornbread? How about a big ol'pile of rutabaga?
Oh, and check out The Lounge's big fat turkey at http://www.greenguylounge.com.
Got something to say? Shoot us an email - mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 105 - The Power of Beer

mike@greenguylounge.com — Mon, 5 Nov 2007 01:56:00 GMT
So lets say your spouse calls...and they're stranded. They need a ride home. But you have a beer in your hand. What would you do?

Find out in The Lounge.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 104 - The Hallow-Green Spooktacular

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 23:56:00 GMT
Still pondering that Halloween costume? We've got your Top 10 Halloween Costumes for 2007 right here.

Also, Mike could use a trip to see Dr. Freud. Tony lost a finger to the hot penny.

And of course....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOUNGE'S NUMBER ONE CHICA!!!

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 103 - You Liar

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:46:00 GMT
Welcome back to the Lounge. It's good to see ya!

There's a liar amongst us...and it's Mike who promises to deliver an entertaining bit. Listen to him flounder and fail.

Next, Tony's got some dentures and Kathy's still catching them 'bating to cookbooks.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com! My Odeo Channel (odeo/7d959f93d7147d8d)

Episode 102 - Will's Balls

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:42:00 GMT
Mike's sick...and Will has huge balls. Are you a germ-o-phobe? Will's balls = BIG.

And what's that hiding in Tony's anus? Porn? Nope. And Will has GIGANTIC BALLS.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com

Episode 101 - Third Time's The Charm

Mon, 8 Oct 2007 13:20:00 GMT
Welcome to the Lounge!

In this episode, we've chosen to skip the obligatory first 100 episodes and bring you right into the mix at episode 101.

After two mishaps of a poorly placed power switch, episode 101 was finally recorded and published....so grab a brew, sit back and enjoy the hearty debate on Jenna Jameson, urinal troughs, In-N-Out Burgers and other mind numbing subjects.

Got something to say? Shoot us an email at mike@greenguylounge.com.